I've finally done it. Not content with ranting on facebook and twitter I thought I would share my opinions with the world via the medium of a blog. You lucky people. At the moment, this blog is subject specific; mostly concerning babies and motherhood. Here we go again, I hear you say. Another yummy mummy who can't talk about anything else, spouting her mantra about how to get your baby to stand on its head at 8 weeks and what your pelvic floor should be doing by now blah blah blah. But fear not, dear reader, this blog is anything of the sort. I aim to just recount my experiences of being a new mum, with a huge helping of honesty and a sense of humour; something I found severely lacking in all the guides, books, magazine articles and backs of fag packets that I have read pre and post birth in the hope of getting some sort of reasoned answer. Disclaimer#1: These are  just my opinions and experiences and you are perfectly entitled to think they are a load of boohickey. I will try not to upset you but you can always unfollow. Disclaimer#2: Being a bit of a grammar nazi, I am fully prepared to be hoisted by my own petard with some foul apostrophe abuse or being a bit liberal with the dash when I can't be bothered to find the semi-colon button. So, if you think Gina Ford is the leader of the baby gestapo and the concept of a routine is all but a distant memory of the student union, dancing in a pissed haze to Reach for the Stars, then this is probably the blog for you. Read on. 

Slight revision: In the intervening three years I couldn't be arsed to keep this blog up and it has now been resurrected as a general ranting platform. Also, I think @TheUnmumsyMum says it way better than me!